Aries- Insane Bastard
Taurus- Albino Duck
Gemini- Furious Half Inch
Cancer- Red Tits McGinty
Leo- Golden Thramphammer
Virgo- Crested Wankstock
Libra- Midget Eagle of Death
Scorpio- Judi Dench Night Terror
Sagittarius- Hungarian Cock Gobbler
Capricorn- Ruffled Tightarse
Aquarius- Unkempt Snatch
Pisces- Don’t Know